The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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