Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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