my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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