weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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