i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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