Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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