***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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