what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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