He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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