And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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