just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
