There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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