He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You've changed since you got that strap on
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize