So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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