Don't you send me to vm
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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