for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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