oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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