No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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