1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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