I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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