dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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