My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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