big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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