So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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