why does my vagina smell like weed?
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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