so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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