dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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