He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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