we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I am mentally ready for anal.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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