Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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Did I show you my penis last night?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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