i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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