Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
