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My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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