I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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