Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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