So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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