I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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