Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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