Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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