...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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