have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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