absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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