I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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