don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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