there was a trapeze. enough said
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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