I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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