i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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