Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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