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Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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