at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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