Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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