You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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