not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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