1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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