Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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