There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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