we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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