Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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