He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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