Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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